Hey it's me, Sidd!

I'm back with new material. Did you miss me? Well of course not, I'm not that famous yet.


This time, I return to the World of Warcraft forums and make a considerably offensive thread. As I said, considerably. It's pure gold if you ask me, but you know I'm a narcazistic.

Check it out!

Observe it well, I both make a satirical thread about Cataclysm QQ and bring up a very volatile topic of how people sacrifice stuff in RL for the sake of MMORPGs. People were waiting for me to say I would quit playing WoW, but the turn of events triggered a large amount of replies in a small amount of time. This just shows how people enjoy reading QQ, really.

In addition, here are some of the replies from individuals whom I left annonymous for obvious reasons. Any traces of possible identification were censored:

That's just you.
Apologies accepted.
Whoopsies!

Now, at some point my thread was deleted. This because Blizzard found it offensive. And when they thought I'd stop there, I used the thread's deletion as a golden opportunity! QQ anyone?

Misjudged!

Man I just crack myself up. Here are some of their foolish replies:

Inb4 trolled.
McDonald's is always trolling.
I was going to censor but he just had the best guild name ever.
FOR THOSE WHO CARE!

When I made that second thread, more people were convinced of me not being a troll. Well it got erased before I could make another post and to be honest I became a little too entertained with the responses.

I know, I know, you all must be amazed by my raw awesomeness... And yes, so what if some of them briefly noticed I was briefly trolling? Most of them were still in doubt or in denial. You see, some people want to believe humankind isn't this stupid and still has salvation.

I'm here to prove how wrong they are.



--Sidd, the troll

Epic Troll is Epic.

My name is Sidd (not really), and I created this blog because of the colossal amount of fricking idiots that join the trolling community without actually knowing crack about the art.

The definition for troll is, basically, an individual whom creates a mask(this is how I'll refer to the identity created by the troll) to feign idioticy, hypocrisy, stupidicy, ignorance, dim-wittedness, jerkness, dumbness, foolishness, doucheness, imbecileness, innocence, (among many more) in order to forge any situation that would attract attention of others, made to entertain his or herself with the honest responses of the many who are fooled by said forged situation.

But is that all there is to it, I wonder? Nowadays the troll community is so developed and complex that you can never at all times be truly aware of all the trolls that surround you. A clear example of this is a double troll. The double troll is the troll that allows himself to be trolled by a troll in order to be seen as a moron. Can it be possible then, the existence of the triple troll? Or of the quadruple troll? Or even the Xbit troll that puts a troll in your troll so you can troll a troll while you troll a troll in your troll. Hahaha, I'm so funny.

Anyways, the stupider the mask and the situation, the faster people will suspect trolling. So you can say a troll's forged situation and mask will only last as long as he is convincent in not being a troll. Though this is true, most people prefer faster results and their masks tend to follow certain standards; bad spelling, no letter capitalization, caps lock spelling, etcetera.

These faster results are mostly desired because a troll isn't a troll if he isn't recognized as one. It doesn't matter if you spend years trolling the same people if none actually think you're a troll. It is then that you're merely a moron (offense intended). So the best trolls out there are the trolls that are convincing as not-trolls but leave behind a small trail of evidence which allows people to suspect them.

Like me for example. I'm one awesome troll (seriously, I am) because I am the opposite of most trolls. I do my best to convince I'm not in fact a troll, whilst commiting vulgar but apparent mistakes that any normal person would commit, without doing anything obvious. And I detail my mask, and express it in a way people can see how my personality is. However it does have a drawback, as the more detailed the mask, the more limited are your responses, unless you want to give out evidence.

So you can have a glimpse of what I'm talking about, check this thread out:

http://us.battle.net/wow/en/forum/topic/2369677611?page=6#105

Oh yeah. I play World of Warcraft for those who got lost in the awesomeness of my post and didn't notice Alexstrasza in the background.

--Sidd, the troll