Epic Troll is Epic.

My name is Sidd (not really), and I created this blog because of the colossal amount of fricking idiots that join the trolling community without actually knowing crack about the art.

The definition for troll is, basically, an individual whom creates a mask(this is how I'll refer to the identity created by the troll) to feign idioticy, hypocrisy, stupidicy, ignorance, dim-wittedness, jerkness, dumbness, foolishness, doucheness, imbecileness, innocence, (among many more) in order to forge any situation that would attract attention of others, made to entertain his or herself with the honest responses of the many who are fooled by said forged situation.

But is that all there is to it, I wonder? Nowadays the troll community is so developed and complex that you can never at all times be truly aware of all the trolls that surround you. A clear example of this is a double troll. The double troll is the troll that allows himself to be trolled by a troll in order to be seen as a moron. Can it be possible then, the existence of the triple troll? Or of the quadruple troll? Or even the Xbit troll that puts a troll in your troll so you can troll a troll while you troll a troll in your troll. Hahaha, I'm so funny.

Anyways, the stupider the mask and the situation, the faster people will suspect trolling. So you can say a troll's forged situation and mask will only last as long as he is convincent in not being a troll. Though this is true, most people prefer faster results and their masks tend to follow certain standards; bad spelling, no letter capitalization, caps lock spelling, etcetera.

These faster results are mostly desired because a troll isn't a troll if he isn't recognized as one. It doesn't matter if you spend years trolling the same people if none actually think you're a troll. It is then that you're merely a moron (offense intended). So the best trolls out there are the trolls that are convincing as not-trolls but leave behind a small trail of evidence which allows people to suspect them.

Like me for example. I'm one awesome troll (seriously, I am) because I am the opposite of most trolls. I do my best to convince I'm not in fact a troll, whilst commiting vulgar but apparent mistakes that any normal person would commit, without doing anything obvious. And I detail my mask, and express it in a way people can see how my personality is. However it does have a drawback, as the more detailed the mask, the more limited are your responses, unless you want to give out evidence.

So you can have a glimpse of what I'm talking about, check this thread out:

http://us.battle.net/wow/en/forum/topic/2369677611?page=6#105

Oh yeah. I play World of Warcraft for those who got lost in the awesomeness of my post and didn't notice Alexstrasza in the background.

--Sidd, the troll